when i email my instructors i always try to be so polite/intelligent and they hit me back with shit like “ok c u thurs”

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just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you

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your Easter gift

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"Theater feels more organic, there’s no stop and go. Film is a whole different animal."

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The progress of Bruce and Tony’s friendship

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tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

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Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts


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on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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I'm Jamie, I'm a girl and my life has been taken over by fictional people.