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okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

posted on Sep 02 / 10:47 / 108,228 notes / via funny-text-posts / Source

❝ to pee or not to pee ❞

— me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via clestroying)
posted on Sep 02 / 10:47 / 2,622 notes / via funny-text-posts / Source

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

posted on Sep 01 / 13:46 / 356,103 notes / via officialwhitegirls

  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!
posted on Sep 01 / 13:46 / 27,122 notes / via ishazelgrace / Source
gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

posted on Sep 01 / 13:46 / 329,971 notes / via joshpeck / Source

imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

posted on Sep 01 / 13:45 / 30,549 notes / via officialprincewilliam / Source

ferrejolrass:

List of Flawless Things —> Ryan Steele as Specs

posted on Sep 01 / 13:44 / 769 notes / via klenatveit / Source
posted on Sep 01 / 13:44 / 113,645 notes / via shouldnt / Source
whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

posted on Sep 01 / 13:44 / 290,184 notes / via officialprincewilliam / Source
trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

posted on Sep 01 / 13:44 / 308,422 notes / via ruinedchildhood / Source